These fucking authors piss me the fuck off.

I can't rant anywhere else because I like to keep my cussing to a minimum, but I just can't hold it in anymore. I really can't. This is getting old and annoying and people need to grow the fuck up. If they don't fucking like a story, then they can skip over it and focus on one they like. They aren't obligated to read the so-called "piece of shit" that they rip apart. Now, I get that everyone is entitled to an opinion, but when you viciously attack someone over and over and over and over, you're crossing a line. Anonymity on the Internet allows people to be rather brave and a lot more honest. I'm all for honesty, but for fucking real. These bitches need to get off their pedestals and stop thinking that they are better than everyone else in the world.

If you have a problem with her grammar, then be constructive and polite and help her. Bashing her and calling her story a piece of shit and basically saying that she is a terrible author helps nothing but your own egotistical asshole-y self. If you have a problem with her storyline...

TOO GODDAMN BAD, IT'S HER STORY, HER WORLD, HER RULES. BACK THE FUCK OFF AND MIND YOUR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS.

I can play nice, but I can play dirty. I swear...the next person who complains about her story, I am marching over to their stories, picking one out and ripping a chapter to shreds. My major is English. That's my focus. If someone wants to hear what someone truthfully thinks of their story, I'm your person! I have held myself back for too long. This is what caused me to leave AFF in the first place. You want mean? I can be a bitch. Ask anyone who has known me for at least a year. Ask my best friend. Ask Phebs. Ask Yuri. Ask Karlo. Ask one of the moderators. I'm nice, but oh ho ho can I show a rather ugly side.

A Real Fairytale

This is for my honorary big sister, Alex (staticdream) whose birthday is the same day as my bffl's (July 9th) so I simply had to do something for her. This is a little early, but pft she'll get over it. Anyway, Alex! This is for you! JUNIX FTW PPLZ :)

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Writing Tip #2

“Short. A little on the shy side. Brown hair. Blue eyes. Flat and not at all developed, despite being the main character.”

…wait, what? you may be thinking to yourself. Flat? What the hell is that? If you don’t know what a flat character is, and you dream of being published one day, this is your wake-up call. No one else is going to be as nice to you as I am now. Before you even begin to think about a plot or a beginning or an ending or a title or whatever, sit down and write out your characters. (Be prepared; this is my favorite area of planning, and I have a lot to say on the subject.)

Writing Tip #1

*This advice comes from an amateur writer, someone who does not get paid to give out tips to anyone who may want some. It would be killer if I got paid to spout nonsense at people (well, it's not nonsense, but you get my point), but sadly that is not the case.

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I was searching for the story me and a friend did on winglin called Afterlife so I may add it to my links, and for some reason, it's not popping up. THEREFORE, I've discovered that as long as you have the direct link for a story on AFF, it will still work, regardless of whether or not the author is no longer there (i.e. they deactivated their account, which *coughcoughIdidcoughcough* BUT I've provided a working link down below, with all my other stories. Since the story does not technically exist, and leaving a comment on AFF would be...worthless and impossible, this post is meant for leaving comments for that story or for any story really, but mostly that story hahahaha~ PEACE OUT!

~Andi~

WHY~? (No, not TVXQ's single)

LOL it's kinda funny and kinda sad at the same time...

The Hunter is up!

At last! I've posted The Hunter here on blogspot! Remember, it is its own blog, so don't come on here, expecting an update :P haha~ the link is below, in the Stories links section of the blog ^-^ TTFN!

~Andi~